Legacy: Botox
‘Botox means never having to show you’re sorry.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Top
‘By “over the top” we mean charge the enemy, not wear an extravagant costume.’
Diversity 2
‘...yes...head of diversity...’
Silence
‘It’s been brought to my attention that you’ve been breaking your vow of silence.’
Helpline 2
‘Have you tried throwing it out and getting a new one?’
Women
Holdup
‘I can’t give you any money until it’s been approved by our members.’
Litter 2
Farage 2
Bonus 2
Worry
‘I thought I’d get up early. Got a lot of worrying to get through.’
Bondage 2
‘I’ll pay you 0 per cent extra to dress up as a nurse.’
Starter
‘Your starter, sir.’
Thursday
‘Oh my God! You seem to know everything about me.’
Knives
‘Apparently our new neighbours have a stage act. Probably a singing duo or something.’
Telly
‘Darling, come quickly — Clare Balding’s not on.’
Tv 5
‘High-definition TV...low-definition plot...’
