Cat 3
More cartoons
Thursday
Basements
Stop
Cigarettes 2
‘In my day we had sweets that looked like cigarettes. They’re banned now, of course.’
Policeman
‘I’m an undercover policeman, but it’s my day off.’
Witches 3
Divorce 5
Finance
‘You are declared bankrupt. Carry on like it’s no big deal.’
Sugar 2
‘Stop! It’s 11 per cent sugar!’
Thursday
Monet
‘I’m in for Monet laundering.’
Phone 3
Vintage
‘Hey, this vintage coat has still got a vintage person inside it.’
Away
‘...it’s just that some away games can be so time-consuming.’
Badgers 5
‘The cull’s been a disaster.’
Peeve
‘I never realised a pet peeve was an actual animal.’
Dot
Thing
‘I wouldn’t go in there if I were you — Mum and Dad are doing that thing we’re not allowed to look at on the internet.’
