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More cartoons
Thursday
Loaded
‘These dice are loaded.’
Issues
‘You have abandonment issues.’
Crufts
‘These acceptance speeches go on far too long.’
Thursday
Benefits 2
‘Well, I’d like to join in the benefits debate, but I’ve got to go to work.’
Closet
Closet racist
Piggy
‘And the fourth little pig, he built his house from glass and steel, left it vacant and waited for values to soar.’
Posh
‘It appears that our mother is too posh to push.’
Paparazzi
‘Bloody Impressionist paparazzi.’
Hospital 4
Venus
‘It’s a robbery, sarge, but be careful, they’re armed.’
Ukranian
‘It’s a Ukrainian doll — it breaks up into increasingly small, angry factions.’
Kafka 2
Ventriloquist
‘Was it something he said?’
Frack 3
‘My phone’s been fracked.’
Thursday
Referendum
‘I don’t have a vote — I’m an American tourist.’
Coop
‘I’m not sure I’m the right person to ask.’