Doctors
‘Let’s play doctors and health tourists.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Flirt
Date 2
‘You were right, this is the most exciting first date I’ve been on.’
Separate
‘We lead separate lives these days.’
Gooseberry
‘But I’m not patronising you...We did find you under a gooseberry bush.’
Sleepwork
‘I never wake him up when he’s sleepworking.’
Cards 2
Spaceship
Spaceship in a bottle
Ducks 2
Chop
‘Sorry, darling, but I’ve decided you’re not genetically suitable to be part of a breeding programme, so I’m going to chop you up and feed you to the lions.’
Marcel
‘Marcel — we need to talk!’
Smoking 6
Twitter 7
‘Good cat.’
Models 2
‘Would madam care to take advantage of our Help to Buy scheme?’
Thursday
Cry
‘AAAAAAHHHHIIIEEEAAAAHH!!!’
Financial
‘You could try scratchcards…’
Kong
Crimes
Boat
‘It was going to be pea green but there was a sale on at Farrow & Ball.’
School 4
‘It’s part of the drive to make us more like a private school.’