More cartoons
Thursday
Worry
‘I thought I’d get up early. Got a lot of worrying to get through.’
Bondage 2
‘I’ll pay you 0 per cent extra to dress up as a nurse.’
Starter
‘Your starter, sir.’
Thursday
‘Oh my God! You seem to know everything about me.’
Knives
‘Apparently our new neighbours have a stage act. Probably a singing duo or something.’
Telly
‘Darling, come quickly — Clare Balding’s not on.’
Tv 5
‘High-definition TV...low-definition plot...’
Cigarettes 2
‘In my day we had sweets that looked like cigarettes. They’re banned now, of course.’
Bob 2
Policeman
‘I’m an undercover policeman, but it’s my day off.’
Divorce 5
Finance
‘You are declared bankrupt. Carry on like it’s no big deal.’
Sugar 2
‘Stop! It’s 11 per cent sugar!’
Thursday
Monet
‘I’m in for Monet laundering.’
