Trolls 2
‘Internet trolls calling you fat and ugly? Big deal — fashion magazines have been calling their readers that for decades.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Couples
‘More and more couples seem to be settling out of court these days.’
Dogs 5
‘Very nouveau leash.’
Card
‘Do you have any “Sorry I can’t apologise” cards?’
Squirrel
‘May contain nuts? Can’t you be more definite?’
Jobshare
Witch 2
‘It’s a witch hunt.’
Thursday
Commute
‘He commutes so often that now he can’t read a book any other way’
Autobiography
‘It’s always about you, isn’t it?’
Mrbond
‘Ah Mr Bond, we’ve been expecting you’
Heaven
‘Oh, nothing’s wrong — I just thought there would be a few more people up here.’
Date
‘This machine measures my stress levels. If at any point this red light comes on the date is over.’
Flash
Bottles
‘The post’s arrived.’
Awesome
Married
‘You can always tell the married ones.’
Men
Recession 2
‘Here’s to us — we survived our first recession.’
Production
‘The big challenge in production-line work is to avoid peaking too soon.’