Venus
‘It’s a robbery, sarge, but be careful, they’re armed.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Ukranian
‘It’s a Ukrainian doll — it breaks up into increasingly small, angry factions.’
Mermaids
Kafka 2
Ventriloquist
‘Was it something he said?’
Frack 3
‘My phone’s been fracked.’
Thursday
Referendum
‘I don’t have a vote — I’m an American tourist.’
Coop
‘I’m not sure I’m the right person to ask.’
Corridors
The corridors of power
Reigning
Fish 3
‘I think the fish wants to go out.’
Porn 2
‘Hey, pre-internet porn...how quaint.’
Squatters
‘I’m afraid it’s more bad news regarding your home — you’ve got squatters.’
Bronze
‘The Bronze Age has well and truly arrived.’
Dirty 2
‘Talk dirty to me, Miss Bracewell.’
Disturbing
‘Sir, you’re distracting the other passengers.’
Counsellor
‘Have you tried not watching EastEnders?’
Cowell
Baby Cowell’s first word
Cavemen 3
‘I’ve invented gay marriage.’