Stealing
‘Stealing from the rich is all very well, Little John, but the bankers, the energy companies, the water companies… I just can’t keep up!’
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Thursday
Executive
‘Find out who was responsible for appointing me, and fire them.’
Rail 2
‘It’s the ideal rail-commuter read.’
Hiding
'Yes all right, sir, you’re Charles Stuart, Prince of Wales, hiding from Cromwell’s Roundheads — now if you don’t mind, we just want to rescue this lady’s cat.’
Iran
‘I see you’re one of those modern wishy-washy moderates.’
Husky
‘That’ll be David Cameron’s husky sledge.’
Thursday
Teabags
‘It isn’t robbing the rich — it’s just nicking stuff from work’
Skateboards
‘Fancy getting the skateboards out later on?’
Bed 2
‘Jennie, will you please stop comparing me to your first husband?’
Bar 2
‘Can you leave, please, sir. This bar specifically caters for the sad, pathetic and lonely.’
Newsreader
‘Sorry, love, but your looks have begun to fade.’
Bill
Bill Badger’s running for his life, What’s the reason for this strife? They think his cough is dread TB, And so from Nutwood he must flee.
Support
Hibernate
‘Watch this one — he likes to hibernate around.’
Kennedy
How to film a Kennedy 50th anniversary documentary
Tat
Alice in Winter Wonderland
Horsemeat
‘What’s the “Steak à la Princess Royal”?’
Emergency 3
‘You’ll either be seen by Dr Jekyll or Mr Hyde.’
Etonian
‘Do we have to have an Old Etonian in charge?’
Marathon
‘News from Marathon. But first, a look at some of today’s other top stories.’