Date
‘This machine measures my stress levels. If at any point this red light comes on the date is over.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Married
‘You can always tell the married ones.’
Men
Recession 2
‘Here’s to us — we survived our first recession.’
Production
‘The big challenge in production-line work is to avoid peaking too soon.’
Bankers 2
‘I’ve switched bankers — this is George.’
Tagging 2
‘Am I right in thinking that this is the first time you’ve done tagging, Gary?’
Sherlock
‘Watson, this looks to me like a three e-pipe problem.’
Hollande
‘I’d rather be at the Elysée Palace.’
Army
Barrister
Thursday
Grandma
‘You broke into my grandma’s house,ate her, then stole her identity, so I suppose I am here for some answers’
Brooms
‘Hopefully, you will never have cause to use it but your brooms come with a bayonet attachment’
Cricket
‘We’re naming him after the whole of the England cricket team: “Useless.” ’
Dorian
