More cartoons
Thursday
Custody
‘You have the right to post one extremely abusive and threatening message on a social networking site of your own choice.’
Mod 2
‘Look, sir! Tesco are doing buy one get one free!’
Thursday
Pestcontrol
‘Well, I’ve assessed the property and it’s not going to be cheap’
Cats
‘They’re much funnier on the internet’
Drama
Teeth
‘I’m coming out — I want the world to know...’
Panda
‘My wife and I are having trouble conceiving.’
Lions 2
‘I thought you said lions didn’t climb trees.’
Death 3
‘Before you take me away I just want to update my profile picture.’
Oliver
‘Quick, turn it over. I only have to look at Jamie Oliver and I pile on the pounds.’
Fawkes
Staring
‘I wasn’t staring at you — I was staring through you!’
Guru
‘If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still end up on Twitter?’
Listening
Morrissey
‘I’m all for HS2 if it gets Morrissey sent back to Manchester quicker.’
Lobbyists
‘How did your meeting with the lobbyists go?’
Snoopy
Sacrifices
‘What’s the problem? We told you when you started that you’d have to make some sacrifices.’
Fireworks
‘Could you turn the fireworks up? We can still hear The X Factor.’