Tagging
‘We don’t know where he’s gone.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Bath 3
Romeo
‘O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?’
Nil
Receptionist
‘Not a chance this week — try again in a fortnight.’
Happy
‘You would tell me if you weren’t happy, wouldn’t you?’
Bias
Custody
‘You have the right to post one extremely abusive and threatening message on a social networking site of your own choice.’
Mod 2
‘Look, sir! Tesco are doing buy one get one free!’
Thursday
Pestcontrol
‘Well, I’ve assessed the property and it’s not going to be cheap’
Cats
‘They’re much funnier on the internet’
Drama
Teeth
‘I’m coming out — I want the world to know...’
Panda
‘My wife and I are having trouble conceiving.’
Lions 2
‘I thought you said lions didn’t climb trees.’
Death 3
‘Before you take me away I just want to update my profile picture.’
Oliver
‘Quick, turn it over. I only have to look at Jamie Oliver and I pile on the pounds.’