Tea
‘You’ll have to excuse Ken, he gets argumentative when he’s sober.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Stonehenge
‘That’s the visitor centre finished. When do we start building the actual monument?’
Relax
‘I think you’ve turned the clocks a tad too far back, Charles.’
Bouncers
Surgery
‘I’d like to have her legs and she’d like to have my breasts.’
Frackers
‘Next week we’re culling frackers.’
Bathroom
‘Would you mind if I used your bathroom?’
Hammer
‘...hammer, chisel, screwdriver, spanner, saw, screws, nuts, bolts...Now all I need is a job.’
Streetview
Foodbank2
The economy is definitely picking up. That was just a soup kitchen six months ago.’
Boyfriend
‘My new boyfriend is just perfect — we find the same things depressing’
Foodbank
Otherside
‘There’s nothing worth watching on this side either.’
Tesco 2
‘Famine, meet wastage.’
Energy 3
‘Congratulations, sir, you fit the criteria to qualify for our newest tariff.’
Baking
Thursday
bra
'No good?'
Post
‘Three bills and a sample of shampoo — you’ll have to do better than this now I’m a shareholder.’
