More cartoons
Thursday
Hounddog
‘So you’re worried that you aint nothin’ but a hounddog, and you keep crying all the time…’
Society
‘As a society we don’t allow them to be adults any more’
Hound
‘So you’re worried that you aint nothin’ but a hounddog, and you keep crying all the time…’
Judge
‘I do not want to appear judgmental...’
Lion
Trott
‘Retired hurt — by some very unkind comments.’
Drone 4
‘Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hear you work for the government.’
Louvre
Stealing
‘Stealing from the rich is all very well, Little John, but the bankers, the energy companies, the water companies… I just can’t keep up!’
Executive
‘Find out who was responsible for appointing me, and fire them.’
Rail 2
‘It’s the ideal rail-commuter read.’
Hiding
'Yes all right, sir, you’re Charles Stuart, Prince of Wales, hiding from Cromwell’s Roundheads — now if you don’t mind, we just want to rescue this lady’s cat.’
Iran
‘I see you’re one of those modern wishy-washy moderates.’
Husky
‘That’ll be David Cameron’s husky sledge.’
Thursday
Teabags
‘It isn’t robbing the rich — it’s just nicking stuff from work’
Skateboards
‘Fancy getting the skateboards out later on?’
Bed 2
‘Jennie, will you please stop comparing me to your first husband?’
Bar 2
‘Can you leave, please, sir. This bar specifically caters for the sad, pathetic and lonely.’
Newsreader
‘Sorry, love, but your looks have begun to fade.’