Daddy
‘Grandad, tell me again about the old days when we were rubbish at sport and Britain never won anything.’
More cartoons
Thursday
The Dog
‘The dog’s been on the internet again.’
Cig
‘But I always like an e-cigarette after internet sex.’
Satnav 2
‘Oh, great — we’re stuck. I told you not to always trust the sat nav.’
A Life
‘A Life’, 1975, by Kitaj can be seen at the British Museum and at Marlborough Fine Art
Hitman
‘It says here that the artist is a former hitman.’
Island 5
‘Another day, another “selfie”.’
Robbery 2
‘Will this be a cash robbery or a card robbery, sir?’
Thursday
Passport
‘Think back. Where else might you have put your passport?’
Fracking
‘Fracking? What on earth is fracking?
Charlie
Laywers
‘Agree to Mr Saatchi’s terms or you’ll get to keep the Tracey Emins.’
Water Cooler
‘Water cooler moment ... water cooler moment...’
Bleet
‘Someone’s sent me a bleet.’
Tunnel Of Luvvie
Gchq
‘This is the first time I’ve been out with anyone from GCHQ.’
Twitter 4
‘Yes, he can talk but it’s mostly just a stream of banal drivel.’
Dog Buscuits
Blimy
‘Blimey! Another pub has disappeared.’
Viral
‘Congratulations, you’ve gone viral.’