Dog 2
More cartoons
Thursday
Chef
‘Our chef holds three Michelin stars, which is why we recommend 20 minutes on the treadmill before dining.’
Parcel
‘Yes, sir, your parcel is being dispatched as we speak.’
Ruin
Polly
‘Hi, Polly . . . it’s me.’
Laugh
‘Miss Jones: laugh all the way to the bank for me.’
Ceiling 2
‘Do we want our glass ceiling cleaned?’
Divorce 4
‘Do stop sulking, Roger — the divorce law is the divorce law.’
Egg
‘And you blame your anti-social behaviour on coming from a broken egg?’
Fired
Twitter 5
Fracking 3
Lithuanians
‘I’ve hired a team of Lithuanians to help in our fight for higher wages.’
Thursday
penguin
‘Flying fish. Flying foxes. Birds, bats… You really like killing things that fly, don’t you?’
Crab
‘I’m finding it hard moving forward in life.’
Paxman
Beach 2
‘I know you wanted to find a quiet part of the beach but we’ve walked too far now.’
