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‘I hope you haven’t got any skeletons in your YouTube...’
‘Apparently some of our pupils were born in wedlock. We must do all we can to ensure they’re not treated as outcasts.’
Pandora’s box sets
‘It was much more fun sticking someone’s head down the toilet.’
‘…over, the white cliffs of Dover…’
‘How embarrassing… nobody said it was a black-tie do.’
‘Why do we spend so much on foreign aid when we could be giving it to charity bosses?’
‘Oh yes — charity gives a lot of money to me.’
‘I love myself. There we are, I’ve said it now.’
‘Be honest — do you regret creating Richard Dawkins?’