Obese 2
‘She gets too hungry for dinner at eight...that’s why the lady is obese.’
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Thursday
Treasure
‘Oh no, the national treasure has become an international treasure.’
Clamp
Sleepwalking
‘I don’t mind him sleepwalking — it’s the only exercise he ever takes.’
Minstrel
‘You appear to have a bladder infection.’
Fracking 2
‘So you’re very keen on this fracking business?’
Morgue
Battle 2
‘This Twitter feud is getting out of hand.’
Scandal
‘Who’s available to decline to comment?’
Thursday
Hell
‘I didn’t pay back my Church of England credit union loan.’
Covert
Frack
‘The countryside would be quite nice if it weren’t for the fracking protestors.’
Death 2
Clubbing
‘I’m sorry but I want to start clubbing other women.’
Booze
‘It used to be a coffee table. Now it’s a booze table.’
Sandcastles
‘Bless! Wayne’s made his first affordable-home sand estate.’
Censorship
‘It’s a portal to the whole David Cameron-approved world.’