Voodoo
‘We did comparative religion at school today, Mum.’
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Thursday
Gorilla
‘I guess they’re just trying to deal with the psychological torture of being in captivity.’
Thursday
Tattoo
‘We were impressed that you had the company logo tattooed on your forehead. But you haven’t got the job.’
Relate 3
‘The magic’s gone out of our adultery.’
Eggs
Drone 2
‘Well, I still think using drones has taken something out of hunting.’
Hospital 2
‘They do say that on a clear day you can see a doctor.’
Local 2
‘It’s from the takeaway next door.’
Tax 2
Relating
Popcorn
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Effects
‘That’s the special effects sorted. All we need is a story to hang them on.’
Chocolate
Sign 3
Headless
‘As part of the divorce settlement, I get to keep the head.’
Daleks 2
‘I’ve discovered this marvellous acne cream.’
Lobbying 2
‘Is advertising yourself on eBay within the spirit of the rules?’
Thursday
Tortoises
‘Loving the roof garden.’
Golf
‘There’s always one.’