Rolex
‘If you want to know the time, nick a Rolex.’
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Thursday
Blot 2
‘That new office block is a frightful blot on the skyline.’
Lads
‘If you ask me, there ought to be a campaign to cover up lads.’
Muggy
‘I hate this muggy weather.’
Crosby
‘Lynton Crosby’s trying to give up tobacco lobbying with a patch.’
Coffee Table
‘It used to be a coffee table. Now it’s a booze table.’
Thursday
Nhs 2
‘Bloody hell — it’s worse than we thought.’
Beach
‘I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky.’
Tigers
‘I’m just saying, there seems something morally wrong about attacking a zebra in a wheelchair.’
Nhs 3
‘Bloody hell — it’s worse than we thought.’
Cigarettes
‘But do they have child filters?’
Dogs 4
‘Why don’t these old country hotels have dinner gongs?’
Hosepipe
‘I’m using my hosepipe while I still can.’
Humpty
‘Nobody wears shell suits nowadays.’
Directions
‘Go past Jamie Oliver’s Diner, turn left at Marco Pierre White’s Bistro, carry on past the River Café and you’ll come to St Mary’s Church. The Food Bank is in the crypt.’
Muse
‘You just watch TV all day and drink beer. Why, exactly, do you need a “muse”?’
Mess
‘Give me a break — you know I have trouble coping with old technology.’
Londinium
‘It will cut the journey from Londinium to York by three weeks.’
Righteous
‘Still suffering from righteous block?’