Mp
‘As an MP, one needs a second job in order to keep in touch with ordinary people.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Hello
‘Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello!’ (4 January 1963)
Badgers 3
‘So, let’s take a look at how the badgers are getting on…’
Sold
‘I see you’ve sold one.’
Tramps 3
‘Two bottles of meths, some paint stripper, a bottle of aftershave...’
Angry
‘He used to be a chess Grand Master. Now he’s just really really good at Angry Birds.’
Tattoos 2
‘I’d like some summer reading for the beach.’
Fat 2
‘I suppose I just have to accept that you’re not Daddy’s little girl any more.’
Bercow
‘It’s amazing! Sally Bercow hasn’t spilled the beans!’
Loans
‘I borrowed this, but I can’t find any shops to spend it in.’
Thursday
Alien 2
‘You’ve travelled a billion light years to steal our natural resources? Sucker! We used them all up decades ago!’
Defence
‘Ah, I see you’re employing the English Defence.’
Fat
Emergency
‘There’s nothing wrong with me now, but I expect there will be by the time I’m seen.’
Wilkinson
‘No need to do your Jonny Wilkinson, just kick the door down.’