Spies
‘Couldn’t you just have carried a copy of the Times?’
More cartoons
Thursday
Celeb
‘Did you pack this bag, write this book, design this range of clothes and bedlinen and manufacture this perfume yourself?’
Fruitcake
Forgot
‘Say what you like about gay marriage — I’ve forgotten all about our desperate financial situation.’
Bing
‘OK, which one of you did that?
Quality
‘This is Jennings, in charge of driving up standards.’
Thursday
Alien
‘You always get bloody buskers at space stations.’
Tv
‘That’s the television.’
Health
‘They come over here, stealing our jabs…’
Picasso
Jeff felt an inexplicable closeness to Picasso after becoming a Police Community Support Officer.
Anger
‘The gods are in need of some serious anger management.’
Diversity
‘I preferred it when it was “ties”.’
Evolution
Tramps 2
‘I’m not living out of a suitcase, I’m living in a suitcase.’
Bargain
Soup 3
Giant
‘Why do we bother coming to these giant car boot sales?’
Editing
‘I didn’t have time to read this one, but I thought the cover really needed editing.’
Nostalgia
‘Remember when we used to watch TV?’
