Softwoods
‘OK, here’s the deal.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Tobacco
‘Anyone mind if I give in to the tobacco lobby?’
Banknotes
‘There’s a Page 3 bird here looking for a home.’
Blackouts
Thursday
Hygiene
‘I’ll lick the spoon if you can produce a valid food hygiene certificate.’
Coffin
‘He’s building his own coffin from Lego.’
Boris 2
‘They exiled him there when he went mad.’
Obese
‘Aren’t you worried you’ll make him obese?’
Garden 2
‘We insisted the garden designer devote an entire section to a play area.’
Mps
‘We produce some of the country’s finest Labour MPs.’
Dogs 3
Drone 3
‘Oh no! It’s the drone ranger.’
Rowling
‘Apparently he’s really J.K. Rowling.’
Trophy
‘I’m slightly embarrassed by that one — no skill involved; only road rage.’
Lowry 2
‘Who let this riff-raff in?’
Ofted
Bbc 5
‘This is the voice of what remains of the BBC, coming to you from a hidden bunker somewhere in the UK…’
Scalpel
‘We’re a scalpel missing.’
Locust
‘Of course I understand your concern about always being on your own — you’re a locust, after all.’