Bug
‘Be careful what you say. I think we’re being monitored.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Ikea
‘Look! Ikea do a round one that sits up to 150 knights, good and true.’
‘Now print your ticket and boarding pass. If you have a 3D printer, print your own aeroplane and don’t bother us again.’
Damascus
‘That blinding light on the road to Damascus — turns out it was a surface-to-air missile.’
Unemployment
‘You’re not entited to a sense of entitlement.’
Snowden
‘Can you keep a secret, Mr Snowden?’
8947601
‘Some more of that genetically modified spinach, please.’
8947561
‘Just going for a leak.’
End Is Nigh
‘It’s a really great time to be on the High Street.’
Ecuador
‘It’s a request for asylum from Charles Saatchi.’
Thursday
Cat
‘He’s caught a drone.’
Death
‘I’m preventable death.’
Drink 2
‘Besides drink a lot, what does your daddy do, Thomas?’
Dinosaur
‘Oh come on, guys. I’m a dinosaur! Kids love dinosaurs.’
Taxes
Closing
‘The children are playing shop.’