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More cartoons
Thursday
Worms
‘Oh, no, not worms again.’
Slide
‘Come on, Williams, another sale and you can have a go too.’
Heels
Killer heels
Igloos
Mortgage
‘I guarantee we won’t lend you any money.’
Prison 3
‘If you misbehave you’ll have to watch Ben Elton’s new sitcom.’
Scapegoat
‘You know, I suspect the government only set up this inquiry to shift the blame from themselves.’
Abu
‘This is the Department of Abu Qatada.’
Evil
‘It’s the square root of all evil.’
Thursday
Bankers
‘And that one’s our pay.’
Job
‘I despair about the way this country’s going. It looks as if I’ll be the first person in my family for generations forced to get a job.’
Scrabble
Television
Fish
‘Mum, Dad! Are we nearly there?’
Stairlift
‘We’re going to my Grandad’s. He’s got this awesome stairlift.’
Tattoos
‘You don’t think he’ll regret it when he’s older?’
Twitter 3
‘Was it something I said on Twitter?’
Iparent
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