Scales

‘I’m expecting a cherub.’
‘Any-of-the-major-credit-cards-a-job week...’
‘This must be the Ring road.’
‘Wait a minute – what about my severance package?’
‘I don’t want a haircut — I just dropped in to talk about where I’m going this summer.’
‘We did comparative religion at school today, Mum.’
‘I guess they’re just trying to deal with the psychological torture of being in captivity.’
‘We were impressed that you had the company logo tattooed on your forehead. But you haven’t got the job.’
‘The magic’s gone out of our adultery.’
‘Well, I still think using drones has taken something out of hunting.’
‘They do say that on a clear day you can see a doctor.’
‘It’s from the takeaway next door.’
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