Riot
‘Time to read them the riot app, Sergeant.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Millband
‘So, when we heard Ed Miliband had broken his wrist, we thought we’d just have a few drinks and nibbles to celebrate.’
Jess
‘I’m leaving you, Jess.’
Potato
‘Were the potatoes mashed humanely?’
Birdflu
‘Starlings! It’s a warning about the new bird flu.’
Jeweller
‘You buy some, then 20 minutes later you feel you want to buy some more.’
Car Boot
Easyjet
Thursday
Desk
‘A word about desk dining, Jones ...’
Accident
Weasel
‘Apparently, that is the way the money goes, gentlemen. The weasel has popped!’
Critic
‘You two will have so much to talk about. You’re a debut novelist and Quentin here is a debut book critic.’
Vicar 3
‘More Baroness T, vicar?’
Afterlife 2
‘I’m a bit disappointed by the afterlife, me.’
Sand
‘I suggested a “sand castle” but he wanted to make a “sand iPhone”.’
Tootsies
Scrap 2
‘A bag of pound coins, you say?’
Motoring
Soup 2
‘Waiter, there’s a greenfly in my soup!’
Mushrooms
‘Drug squad! Open up!’