Indiscretion
‘Oh no – your civil partner and my ex-husband!’
More cartoons
Thursday
Classes
‘Nobby, Yuppy, Greedy, Thrifty, Crafty, Yobby and Needy.’
Scrounger
Divisive
Hugh
‘A state of true harmony can only be achieved when all Hugh Grant’s needs are satisfied.’
Thursday
Tax
‘Which letters of the law would you like to abide by?’
Smoking
Helpline
‘HELP!!’
Ducks
‘Don’t you think you’re taking a risk, not wearing flight socks?’
Twitter 2
‘Twitter’s OK, but I don’t get anything like the satisfaction I used to get from a good old-fashioned poison-pen letter.’
Matryoshka
‘How long have you felt like a man trapped in a woman’s body?’
Poor 2
‘Have you noticed how the gap between the poor and the poor is widening?’
Kindle 3
‘Dad loves the large print on his Kindle.’
Gannets
Sex
‘In hindsight, I regret curing him of his sex addiction.’
Meeting
Prison Pilates
Prison pilates
Missiles
‘Eeeny meeny miney mo…’
Thursday
Spring
‘Everything seems to be bursting out; it must be spring.’
Apple
‘Watch him, Atkins. Remember, it takes only one bad apple.’