Pond
‘We’re just agreeing the terms of your rescue.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Postcode
‘I was talking to the wretched woman for at least ten minutes until I realised she was quite an unsuitable postcode.’
Divorce 2
‘I want my child to grow up in a typical family unit — that’s why I divorced his father.’
Mirage
Mirage
Breakup
‘I don’t necessarily want to break up. I just want to stop seeing you.’
Tourist
Tourist
Sign 2
‘Not a good sign...’
Political Playground
Political playground
Wodehouse
‘Shall I turn you in your grave now, sir?’
Igloo
‘A place of our own at last!’
Snowdome
Snowdome
Island 4
‘Oh my God! I can get Test Match Special.’
Needle
Needle
Placebo
‘You’ve been prescribed placebos — do you prefer capsules, or the liquid?’
Thursday
Drink
‘We’d like to have a problem with our drink tonight.’
Diet
‘I lost two stone in just 40 days and 40 nights!’
Reflection
Phone
‘You’re in a queue ... Maybe it’s time you started watching that boxset.’
Sugar
‘This bag of white crystals I found in your room — please tell me it’s drugs, not sugar.’
Girls
‘The point is, Mark, if you can’t stop checking out other girls I’m leaving you ...Mark, are you listening to me?’