Castle
‘Hold it! Take five! Wrong castle.’
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Thursday
Ophelia
‘Ophelia — what a lovely name.’
Whale
‘It could be just another benefit tourist.’
Ripout
‘The makeover involves ripping him out and starting again from scratch.’
Budget 2
‘Time to tighten our green belts.’
Alphabet
‘Apostrophes?’
Naughty
‘This is the naughty step.’
Ceiling
‘Henry, come down from there and meet your new babysitter.’
Thursday
Supermarket
‘Wow! Look at the tax on that — it must be delicious.’
Tarzan
Tarzan of the apps
Shoes 2
Tiger
‘You heard of the “Tiger Who Came to Tea”? That was me, too.’
Vampires
‘I feel terrible. I drank too much last night.’
Penguins
‘That? That’s the smoking area.’
Englishquarter
‘Around here somewhere they have an English quarter.’
Gothic
‘It looked different in the brochure.’
Burgers
‘Here comes the world’s largest super-jumbo airbus...’
Stars
‘Don’t the stars make you feel small.’
Doesgodexist
Zero
‘Maybe Madam would like to try something that matches her personality?’