Heels
Killer heels

Killer heels
‘I guarantee we won’t lend you any money.’
‘If you misbehave you’ll have to watch Ben Elton’s new sitcom.’
‘You know, I suspect the government only set up this inquiry to shift the blame from themselves.’
‘This is the Department of Abu Qatada.’
‘It’s the square root of all evil.’
‘And that one’s our pay.’
‘I despair about the way this country’s going. It looks as if I’ll be the first person in my family for generations forced to get a job.’
‘Mum, Dad! Are we nearly there?’
‘We’re going to my Grandad’s. He’s got this awesome stairlift.’
‘You don’t think he’ll regret it when he’s older?’
‘Was it something I said on Twitter?’
iParent and Child
‘These team-building exercises are getting ridiculous.’