Nuclear
‘Can we forget the bedroom tax if I agree to store nuclear waste in there?’
More cartoons
Thursday
Offer
Hatter
The Mad Hatter’s Ukip party
Streets
‘We’ve both walked the streets a bit; perhaps we should be allowed to run a police force.’
Faust
‘You sold your soul but you don’t appear to have declared it, Mr Faust.’
Xtreme
‘Sorry, Barbara, but you know our motto: “Survival of the fittest”.’
Normans
‘Paxman can be very harsh if you give him a stupid answer.’
Father
‘Come quick! Your father’s in a good mood!’
Scare
Volunteer
‘I help the police with their enquiries.’
Looney
‘Oh no! Ukip are splitting the Loony vote!’
Thursday
Nhs
‘He died within budget.’
Dairy
‘Is your outdoor, free range, farm-assured, locally sourced low-fat semi-skimmed milk from a cow?’
Parents
‘I can’t wait to introduce you to my parents — they’ll so disapprove.’
Budget
‘Let’s hope the gravy train’s replaced with a gravy bus service.’