Vampires
‘I feel terrible. I drank too much last night.’
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Thursday
Penguins
‘That? That’s the smoking area.’
Englishquarter
‘Around here somewhere they have an English quarter.’
Gothic
‘It looked different in the brochure.’
Burgers
‘Here comes the world’s largest super-jumbo airbus...’
Stars
‘Don’t the stars make you feel small.’
Doesgodexist
Zero
‘Maybe Madam would like to try something that matches her personality?’
Rating
Magictree
Popewaiting
‘And the winner is… Nigel Farage.’
Hedgehog
‘I love the horror genre.’
Film Viewer
‘This film contains strong language from the outset, soon giving way to mealy-mouthed euphemism.’
Thursday
Toilets
‘They’ve been closed to stop benefit tourists from using them.’
Dogs 2
‘I’ve got a book in me.’
Architects
‘Form follows function, Mr Chairman.’
Mirren
‘And don’t go rushing back to work, Ma’am. I hear that Helen Mirren is doing an excellent job.’
Afterlife
‘If I’d known I was going to get charged extra to bring this stuff on my journey to the next world, I wouldn’t have been buried with so much of it.’
Comparison
Congregation
‘The congregation’s adamant, Vicar — she’s against gay marriage.’