Tunnel 2

‘You can’t beat the gun lobby — we’re loaded.’
‘Oh, for goodness sake. Mummy’s going to have to pay for that now!’
‘We have to move with the times, captain — mechanisation is here to stay.’
‘Why does my parent have to be a professional chef?’
‘Statement jumpers are everywhere this season.’
‘Today’s text is from St Paul.’
‘OK, fingers on buzzards, please.’
‘HVQLO TWXBD YZRSU JDMVN SDYGH.’
‘It’s not fair. Why should I have to fund your lifestyle choice?’
‘You’re running at full capacity! You need another in-tray.’
‘Why does every cloud look like an invasion map to you?’
‘Sorry, babe, I should have pointed out — that’s Dad’s chair.’
‘Well, if you think you’re tickling my ivories you can think again.’
‘Oh no! It’s the mummy’s curse!’