Tramp
‘If a tree falls in a forest and nobody hears, does it make a sound?’
More cartoons
Thursday
Dwarf
‘Paper, glass, cans, food, plastic, cardboard and non-recyclables.’
Thursday
Train
‘But if you want a cheaper day return to Crewe, try nudging the lemon but hold the cherry...’
Ipad
‘For the purpose of recognition, your contact will be reading a copy of the Times on his iPad.’
Remote
‘Just how remote is this remote cottage?’
Vultures
‘Is it a normal symptom of depression to be followed around by vultures?’
Nuclear
‘Can we forget the bedroom tax if I agree to store nuclear waste in there?’
Offer
Hatter
The Mad Hatter’s Ukip party
Streets
‘We’ve both walked the streets a bit; perhaps we should be allowed to run a police force.’
Interesting
Faust
‘You sold your soul but you don’t appear to have declared it, Mr Faust.’
Xtreme
‘Sorry, Barbara, but you know our motto: “Survival of the fittest”.’
Normans
‘Paxman can be very harsh if you give him a stupid answer.’
Father
‘Come quick! Your father’s in a good mood!’
Scare
Volunteer
‘I help the police with their enquiries.’
Looney
‘Oh no! Ukip are splitting the Loony vote!’