Dolphin
News item: Dolphin asks divers for help
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Thursday
Whatever
Rodin’s ‘The Whatever’
Fruit 33
Balance
‘OK, I’ve found a balance — now what?’
Antique
‘And can you tell me what it would have been used for?’
Sweeps
‘Of course this couldn’t happen today.’
Insurance
‘Well of course I don’t have any tax or insurance — I’ve only just nicked it.’
Shilling
‘Is that the Queen’s Shilling, or a redundancy payment?’
Retirement
‘I had a lovely retirement, thanks — two weeks on the Algarve.’
Thursday
Heathrow
‘Do you think that we’ll eventually leave the UK?’
Bank 3
‘I imagine you are going on the run - can I interest you in our travel insurance?’
Alice 3
‘Hang on - just going into a tunnel...’
Daleks
‘My boyfriend paid for them.’
Soup
‘The gas is off tonight, so it’s gazpacho.’
Foxhunt
‘You know it’s been a dream of mine to go fox-hunting, but it’s too expensive so I’m improvising.’
Conversations
Upgraded
‘I’ve upgraded my phone.’
Burnt
‘You idiot - you set it for 35 seconds instead of the recommended 30. It’s ruined.’