Office
‘You’re running at full capacity! You need another in-tray.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Clouds
‘Why does every cloud look like an invasion map to you?’
Dad
‘Sorry, babe, I should have pointed out — that’s Dad’s chair.’
Elephants
‘Well, if you think you’re tickling my ivories you can think again.’
Mummy
‘Oh no! It’s the mummy’s curse!’
Steam
A return to the age of steam
Rent
‘Then she said those three little words that changed my life: “Buy to Rent”.’
Fairy
Belfast
‘Here’s an idea — let’s run it up the flagpole and see who salutes it.’
Celibacy
Celibacy
Paddington
‘I couldn’t afford the fare to Paddington. I’m Victoria Coach Station bear.’
Thursday
Clown
Clown
Bath
Bath
Hurt
‘I just don’t want you to get hurt, that’s all.’
Poltergeists
‘Most people’s experience of poltergeists is negative but mine has been nothing but pleasant.’
Guests
‘OK...shall we call a cab or are you going to persuade us to stay and sample a bottle of the fine Rioja I spied in the kitchen?’
Encounter
‘I must go or I’ll miss the replacement bus service.’