Manager
‘Let’s see who today’s manager is.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Thursday
Gym
‘It’s great: renewing my gym membership online means I never have to set foot in the place.’
Bank 2
‘You ruled yourself out — why didn’t they appoint you?’
Newspaper
‘We’ve regulated your response to Leveson.’
Turner
Bishop 2
Toilet
‘At last! They’ve finally put up a toilet in these woods.’
Bookcase
‘It’s tough to admit that now I will never own a bookcase which springs open to reveal a hidden room.’
Kindle 2
‘Get marketing in here now — I’m going to throw the Kindle at them!’
Classroom
‘You failed to answer a single question, Richardson. Are you planning to become an MP?’
Jericho
‘The Israelites have retaliated for me blowing my bugle.’
Thursday
Hospital
‘Would you mind if some students watch while you seethe with irritation at the long wait and staff shortages?’
Nice
‘All I’m saying is that despite going to Eton, working in the oil industry and being a Christian he may turn out to be quite a nice person.’
Drone
‘It followed me all the way home — can I keep it?’
Bbc 3
‘It had to happen — statutory regulation!’
Dress
‘It’s too tight, too short and too expensive — I’ll take it.’
Bishop
Island 3
‘Isn’t it green bin day?’
Austerity
‘It’s bread and water — I’m on an austerity binge.’