Bletchley
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‘It’s not fair. Why should I have to fund your lifestyle choice?’
‘You’re running at full capacity! You need another in-tray.’
‘Why does every cloud look like an invasion map to you?’
‘Sorry, babe, I should have pointed out — that’s Dad’s chair.’
‘Well, if you think you’re tickling my ivories you can think again.’
‘Oh no! It’s the mummy’s curse!’
A return to the age of steam
‘Then she said those three little words that changed my life: “Buy to Rent”.’
‘Here’s an idea — let’s run it up the flagpole and see who salutes it.’
Celibacy
‘I couldn’t afford the fare to Paddington. I’m Victoria Coach Station bear.’
Clown
Shoes
‘I just don’t want you to get hurt, that’s all.’