Vicar

Alice in Poundland
‘Ah, his first word.’
‘A wheel? You’ll be needing this...’
‘My train set was broken by Boxing Day.’
‘I need more sky to blot out’
‘We’ve been stripped of our double “A” status.’
‘Thank goodness they’re going to stop the spread of wind turbines over the countryside.’
‘Sorry kids, but this something-for-nothing culture has got to stop.’
‘Stop looking at me with those go-to-bed eyes.’
Dogs
‘If you don’t like it, I can go back and nick you something else.’
Boot
Dalek
Fishing