Bbc 3
‘It had to happen — statutory regulation!’
More cartoons
Thursday
Dress
‘It’s too tight, too short and too expensive — I’ll take it.’
Bishop
Island 3
‘Isn’t it green bin day?’
Austerity
‘It’s bread and water — I’m on an austerity binge.’
Derren
‘I can’t believe we’re watching this. It seems he really can make people do things against their will.’
Batphone
‘He’s really disappointed there isn’t a Batphone.’
Investigation
Lawsuit
‘Your very own lawsuit from Lord McAlpine! Receive it in the post in time for Christmas!’
Mousetrap
Emails
‘How come you never send me 30,000 emails?’
Thursday
Bed
‘At least with you, David, I don’t get that sense of anti-climax.’
Begging
Alice
Bbc 2
‘We were hoping to adopt, but with my husband working for the BBC we’ve got no chance.’
Tv 4
‘Have you tried turning it off and not on again?’
