Arms
‘So I was here and the arms lobby was over there…’

‘So I was here and the arms lobby was over there…’
‘I wonder if we could use your loo?’
‘How would you deal with Prince Charles?
‘I found out he was mating for life with someone else behind my back.’
‘Me, too. I can remember exactly where I was when I heard that President Lincoln had been shot.’
‘Me, too. I can remember exactly where I was when I heard that President Lincoln had been shot.’
‘And that, in its simplest form, is the lowest energy tariff currently available.’
‘Me too. I thought coming as Jimmy Savile would be a really funny and original idea.’
'It’s the constant bloody cackling.’
‘Miss Jones, take a grope.’
'This is crazy, Veronica. Can’t we go and see a marriage counsellor before this gets out of hand?’
'Good news.'
‘De de de de de de der, de de de de der der —I HATE the Archers!’
‘Stop skimming stones! The island’s disappearing!’
'Good news.'
‘I’ve brought you some coffee.’
‘The government’s brought out another report on alcohol.’