Leveson 2
‘…and everyone lived happily ever after.’
‘…and everyone lived happily ever after.’
‘I’m not sure, Piglet. “Tombstoning”?’
The holly and the ID
‘Are we there yet?’
Eating
‘Shall we join the ladies?’
Munch
‘I’m also a member of Ukip.’
‘Let’s see who today’s manager is.’
‘It’s great: renewing my gym membership online means I never have to set foot in the place.’
‘You ruled yourself out — why didn’t they appoint you?’
‘We’ve regulated your response to Leveson.’
‘At last! They’ve finally put up a toilet in these woods.’
‘It’s tough to admit that now I will never own a bookcase which springs open to reveal a hidden room.’
‘Get marketing in here now — I’m going to throw the Kindle at them!’
‘You failed to answer a single question, Richardson. Are you planning to become an MP?’
‘The Israelites have retaliated for me blowing my bugle.’