Battle
More cartoons
Thursday
Transport
‘Gets me from A to B.’
Lagging
‘Come in, Tom, excuse the mess, I’m just lagging the wife for winter.’
Chillax
‘Tweet that you’re far too busy to be chillaxing.’
Bake Off 2
The Great British Bake Off
Loathe
‘Do you believe in loathe at first sight?’
Prediction
‘I won’t be drawn on my predictions until the next election.’
Chillaxing
‘Tweet that you’re far too busy to be chillaxing.’
Crash
‘It wasn’t quite what I had in mind when I said we need to elect a leader.’
Cruise
‘I told you my pension pot would pay for a cruise.’
Thursday
Satire
How satire works, No. 96: When government advisers watch The Thick of It
Online
‘No more going up the hill, Jill — we can now order water online and have it delivered.’
Lobbying
‘You call it whinging. I call it lobbying.’
Houses
‘Business is terrible. Everyone’s baffled by it!’
Frescoes
‘We were painting frescoes in your area and wondered if…’
Lamp Post
You call it “Leaning on a lamp post”. I call it loitering with intent.’
Buddha
‘I think I preferred it when Ernest had low self-esteem.’
