Ambulance
‘Certainly madam – and would you like the ambulance in medium, large or extra large?’
More cartoons
Thursday
Bake Off
Rifle
Teddy
‘OK, chaps, once we’re out of the tunnel we’ll use these wildlife costumes to blend into the surrounding countryside.’
Cryer
‘And now over to the news from your area.’
Hamza
Sober
‘That’s Jack, that’s Gracie, that’s er ... damn, it’s so hard to remember their names when you’re sober.’
Capitalism
‘There are times I regret we ever embraced capitalism.’
Wednesday
Kitchen
‘Something went “ping”.’
Sponge
‘I don’t believe you’re genuinely looking for work. I think you’re just a sponge.’
Balls
Speech
‘That speech you wrote for me — it really came from my heart.’
Models
‘Well, you should be more specific.’
Satnav
Coalition satnav
Settle
‘So far, I’ve not met anyone I’d want to settle down and get into debt with.’
Savile
‘Now you’re in for it, sonny!’
Zombies
‘Zombies! The worst kind….’
Conference
‘Avoid the city centre — it’s full of politicians.’
Bin
Hair
‘Fifty Shades of Grey...sounds like a bad-hair day.’