Ark
‘So the flood-defence funding was cut, then?’
More cartoons
Thursday
Tv 2
Youth
‘I think you’re right — it does make you look younger.’
Films
‘We tend not to watch TV unless it’s an old film.’
Arms
‘So I was here and the arms lobby was over there…’
Leveson
Starbucks 3
‘I wonder if we could use your loo?’
Cameron 2
‘How would you deal with Prince Charles?
Heroes 2
Swans
‘I found out he was mating for life with someone else behind my back.’
Turtles
‘Me, too. I can remember exactly where I was when I heard that President Lincoln had been shot.’
Turtle
‘Me, too. I can remember exactly where I was when I heard that President Lincoln had been shot.’
Tariffs
‘And that, in its simplest form, is the lowest energy tariff currently available.’
Savile 2
‘Me too. I thought coming as Jimmy Savile would be a really funny and original idea.’
Wednesday
Witch
'It’s the constant bloody cackling.’
Thursday
Bbc
‘Miss Jones, take a grope.’
Marriage
'This is crazy, Veronica. Can’t we go and see a marriage counsellor before this gets out of hand?’
Badgers
'Good news.'
Archers
‘De de de de de de der, de de de de der der —I HATE the Archers!’
