Punk

‘Could I give you one of my “How to understand computers” business cards, Miss?’
‘Do you do a property developer’s lunch?
‘Take this Kindle in your right hand…’
‘I’m not underperforming! I really am this rubbish!’
‘You can see he’s had a deprived childhood. Just look at the way he holds his knife.’
‘Is this your first drag hunt, Sir Patrick?’
‘It all started when he was advised by the doctor to wear a corset to relieve his chronic back pain.’
‘I have a problem with fidelity, according to all my other shrinks.’