Chicken
‘It’s an Arab Spring chicken.’

‘It’s an Arab Spring chicken.’
Countryside
‘I have to work to be this poor.’
‘Farage? That’s French, isn’t it?’
‘I now pronounce you man and Wi-Fi.’
Polling
‘If any party really cared about what the people want, they would stop these being on all day!’
‘Gosh, that is a very old-fashioned form of discipline.’
‘Hi. According to iPhone Maps, I’m on the train.’
One man and his Doge.
‘You’ve got reptile dysfunction.’
‘The Money Podcast: How to Get Rich from your Armchair! Step one: sell the armchair.’
‘The examined life is not worth living.’
‘Remember when there used to be days, weeks when everything was full price…’
‘Could I give you one of my “How to understand computers” business cards, Miss?’
‘Do you do a property developer’s lunch?
‘Take this Kindle in your right hand…’