Charmer
‘You’ve got reptile dysfunction.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Armchair
‘The Money Podcast: How to Get Rich from your Armchair! Step one: sell the armchair.’
Bargains
Examined
‘The examined life is not worth living.’
Wednesday
Sales
‘Remember when there used to be days, weeks when everything was full price…’
Punk
Cards
‘Could I give you one of my “How to understand computers” business cards, Miss?’
Lunch
‘Do you do a property developer’s lunch?
Kindle
‘Take this Kindle in your right hand…’
Hmv
Rubbish
‘I’m not underperforming! I really am this rubbish!’
Skeleton
Knights
Knife
‘You can see he’s had a deprived childhood. Just look at the way he holds his knife.’
Hunt
‘Is this your first drag hunt, Sir Patrick?’
Corset
‘It all started when he was advised by the doctor to wear a corset to relieve his chronic back pain.’
Camera
Shrink
‘I have a problem with fidelity, according to all my other shrinks.’
