Japan

Turning Japanese

Is the British economy turning Japanese? Since asking the question last year on Coffee House, the evidence has been piling up – and it makes for a cover story in this week’s magazine (which I have written with Mark Bathgate). The similarities are as follows: 1. Japan’s bust followed years of debt-fuelled growth which vain politicians saw as prosperity. 2. When the bust came, Japan’s government kept on spending. They did so in the name of Keynsian stimulus, thinking this would in itself kick start a recovery. All it achieved was to sink Japan deeper into debt. 3. Crucially, Japan didn’t do full disclosure on the collapsed banks. To fix

Wedding Crashers in Japan

I don’t pretend to understand Japan at all, but while this may seem rather funny, it’s surely also terribly melancholy: Japanese couples, too busy for a normal social life, are increasingly turning to actors to play their friends on the most important days of their lives. Several agencies have sprung up offering actors to attend weddings or even funerals… Agencies such as Hagemashi Tai – which means “I want to cheer you up” – charge around £100 for each “guest”. Other services such as giving a speech in praise of a bride or the groom cost extra. Increasingly busy and put upon, many Japanese surround themselves with only a very

The Sun is Tasty, Venus is Very Green & Tom Cruise Was Japanese in a Former Life…

I don’t know very much about Japan, but I hope we’ll hear more from Miyuki Hatoyama, the new Prime Minister’s wife. Japan’s new first lady is enlivening the nation’s grey-suited world of politics with colourful claims that she met a UFO in a dream and was whisked away to Venus. Miyuki Hatoyama, 66, the charismatic wife of the leader of the incoming Democratic Party of Japan (DPJ), has also described how she met Tom Cruise in a former life and enjoys “eating” the sun for energy. Writing in a book published last year, she said: “While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and