A J Singleton

‘It’s terribly sad that the BBC is under threat of extinction.’

‘It was a wood-burner but we converted it to books.’

‘Whose round is it?’

‘I’m afraid this year the Christmas pudding has gone cashless.’

‘Talk about trendy – the food here is served on bits of wood.’

‘I suppose this means he’ll be working from home…’

‘And they do say that on a clear day you can see a doctor.’

‘Fortunately Mr Putin is going to cut us off.’

‘And they do say on a clear day you can see your GP...’

‘A tenner for your thoughts...’

‘You’ll never believe what my house is worth’

‘Probably because of all the parties next door...’