I keep having this dream
‘I keep having this dream where I’m wafer thin...’
‘I keep having this dream where I’m wafer thin...’
‘There’s one in every party — we can’t get him to leave…’
‘What are you like at replacing cladding?’
‘That’s all we need at this time of year — more cold turkey.’
‘I blame global warming…’
‘Luckily for us there’s no food to cook…’
‘We’ve turned into a penal colony’,
‘This isn’t cladding is it?’
‘I was thinking of a fortnight in the office...’
‘I haven’t had a haircut — I just pull it out instead.’
‘Vaccene with an “e”…’