‘Before you decide, remember where all the toys and goodies come from’
‘Before you decide, remember where all the toys and goodies come from’
Bernie
Wednesday
‘A treble whisky please – I’m doing sober October.’
‘A treble whisky please – I’m doing sober October.’
Wednesday
It’s not the most aspirational of slogans.
‘It’s not the most aspirational of slogans.’
Wednesday
My chatbot
‘My chatbot wife doesn’t understand me.’
Wednesday
‘This is beginning to escalate.’
‘This is beginning to escalate.’
Wednesday
Here come the flag police
‘Quick son – here come the flag police.’
Wednesday
How did he get away with all the unhealthy skinny images?
‘How did he get away with all the unhealthy skinny images?’
Wednesday
Wednesday
Are you going to talk about football all night?
‘Are you going to talk about football all night?’
Wednesday
He wants to deny any connection to Donald Trump
‘It’s Jeffrey Epstein… he wants to deny any connection to Donald Trump.’
Wednesday
Right kids, bedtime
‘Right kids, bedtime.’
Wednesday
Tax rises inevitable
‘Don’t cry.’
Wednesday
Which service do you require?
‘Which service do you require – fire, police, ambulance or Robert Jenrick?’
Wednesday
She just texted her first word
‘She just texted her first word.’
Wednesday
Prisons are full
‘No wonder the prisons are full.’
Wednesday
This isn’t at all what I imagined
‘Well, this isn’t at all what I imagined.’
Tuesday
Your guess is as good as mine
‘Your guess is as good as mine.’
