Here come the flag police
‘Quick son – here come the flag police.’
Bernie
Wednesday
Wednesday
How did he get away with all the unhealthy skinny images?
‘How did he get away with all the unhealthy skinny images?’
Wednesday
Wednesday
Are you going to talk about football all night?
‘Are you going to talk about football all night?’
Wednesday
He wants to deny any connection to Donald Trump
‘It’s Jeffrey Epstein… he wants to deny any connection to Donald Trump.’
Wednesday
Right kids, bedtime
‘Right kids, bedtime.’
Wednesday
Tax rises inevitable
‘Don’t cry.’
Wednesday
Which service do you require?
‘Which service do you require – fire, police, ambulance or Robert Jenrick?’
Wednesday
She just texted her first word
‘She just texted her first word.’
Wednesday
Prisons are full
‘No wonder the prisons are full.’
Wednesday
This isn’t at all what I imagined
‘Well, this isn’t at all what I imagined.’
Tuesday
Your guess is as good as mine
‘Your guess is as good as mine.’
Wednesday
Wednesday
Can’t work or won’t work
‘Are you “can’t work” or “won’t work”?’
Wednesday
Sell sourdough
‘Sell sourdough, buy crumpets!’
So, anyway, when I was diagnosed as ADHD
‘So, anyway, when I was diagnosed as ADHD it just explained everything.’
Wednesday
You’re not a bit like Daniel Craig
‘You’re not a bit like Daniel Craig.’
Wednesday
It’s not the first time she’s gone missing
‘It’s not the first time she’s gone missing, but she’s never taken my Oyster card before.’
