Bernie

‘If it turns out you’ve been lying about Father Christmas, Mum, you’ll have to go.’

‘You just can’t trust a Chancellor of the Exchequer.’

‘Before you decide, remember where all the toys and goodies come from’

‘It’s not the most aspirational of slogans.’

‘Autumn... season of mince pies and chocolate santas.’

‘My chatbot wife doesn’t understand me.’

‘This is beginning to escalate.’

‘Quick son – here come the flag police.’

‘Are you going to talk about football all night?’

‘It’s Jeffrey Epstein… he wants to deny any connection to Donald Trump.’

‘Right kids, bedtime.’

‘Don’t cry.’

‘Which service do you require – fire, police, ambulance or Robert Jenrick?’

‘She just texted her first word.’